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Statue Demotivational Poster

WHEN YOU REALIZE - that violence is every were.... just another reason to say home

TAGS: statues mean
Rating: 3.87/5

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twill1962 - October 9, 2012, 11:51 am
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Kilted - August 11, 2012, 1:26 am
Well if they would stop blinking they would be fine
forseti - August 10, 2012, 10:08 am
"everywhere"?? "stay home"??? Sorry dude, it costs 5 seconds to check the spelling... And this is "da interwebs": it will stay FOREVER!

KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm

CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?

MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack

TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.



TAGS: buddha statue islam
Rating: 2.76/5
Kulture Klub - November 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
Yeah, I'm not saying that's not a terrible act of cultural destruction, but so are these silly xenophobic posts.
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:37 am
lincoln memorial was a tribute to buddha
Torkil The Destroyer - May 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Dorm pranks gone wrong! They are going to FREAK when they see this ****!
who? me? - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
in terms of sculpting-you dont know if those sculptors were slaves. i mean-egypt anyone?
SteveSpoon - April 18, 2009, 11:43 am
oh man, that's messed up. That's like a crime against the world to destroy something like that. That thing represents the lifes work of probably hundreds of ancient sculptors. To tear it down because they were a different religion is just wrong.
.vsdofjoasdij - November 1, 2008, 11:35 pm
oh , if you ever played pince of persia sands of time you'll notice tis giant Buddha thing.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 5:38 am
It should read Before TALIBAN. Remember, we are NOT on a crusade against Islam. Besides, some more factual info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan
bozz - September 4, 2008, 9:50 pm
Saaad :(

PRETENTIOUS ART - Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're a genius.

TAGS: art pretension statue giant giants
Rating: 3.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:13 pm
More contrast and saturation towards the foreground, please.


TAGS: certain quiet repose death statue
Rating: 4.76/5

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rodangol - January 22, 2012, 7:13 pm
Loli think that would make a better poster
Kilted - January 22, 2012, 12:34 pm
Don't blink.


TAGS: melancholy statue pigeon
Rating: 4.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:38 pm
The sad part is that it's happened a lot to me this past week. 5L


TAGS: statue bird
Rating: 3.06/5

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IT WAS A PACKAGE DEAL - Fortunately, they put Lady Liberty's younger brother Myron in East Topeka

TAGS: statue of liberty
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:48 pm


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So ***kish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.

Procrastination Nation -

TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L

STATUE OF DONNIE - David's fashion conscious brother

TAGS: david statue
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:27 pm
Just couldn't resist 5LOL'ing at that one.
ughomer - December 1, 2012, 12:04 pm
gud 1 - 5L

SUFFERING REMAINS SUFFERING - Even when bronzed, even when turned into art, there is no real consolation.

TAGS: civil war statue memory death
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 2:45 pm
Great Stuff,Keep It Going 5L


TAGS: museum statue idle idol thoughts
Rating: 4.54/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:50 pm
Aggie, sounds to me like you speak from experience :)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:56 am
Ain't it the truth!





LOST - i think we took a wrong turn somewhere near Florida.

RELIGION IS MAKE SENSES. - My God Will beat your God.

TAGS: worship statue is non sense
Rating: 1/5

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R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 5:33 pm
...?... I stagger at the thought of even typing W...T...F... Wheew.
tmac13 - January 1, 2010, 11:05 pm
I can proudly say I was the first to give this a 1L. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot
phydeaux - January 1, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well Agdaniele...you hit the bullseye there for sure...a HUGE WTF?!?!
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 9:35 pm
Why did I approve this? Because I don't think Woody should corner the market on "huh?"

LiquidAngel -

TAGS: motifaker liquidangel tribute drunk statue
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 10:34 am
Thank you!
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 10:25 am
Nice a funny one a 5er


The Call -

Thanks A Bunch -

Morning After -

TAGS: some days you re the statue
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2016, 3:43 am
I'm going to call you b***er, cause you're on a roll. UP yours
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 9:20 pm
LOL nice.

Breath -

TAGS: breath stone statue
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:40 am
Does this patient have a 'do not resuscitate' order? Rigor mortis has set in and the patient is stone cold. This is a coronor's case. Who's the farging idiot that called 911? ROTFL from the darkside, JW! 5L!!!!! LUUUUV it!!!!

Foresight -

TAGS: brazil jesus statue peace pun
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - January 7, 2015, 6:57 pm
I've wondered about that